Total Maidness! (18+)

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The protagonists' parents were rich even before he was born, but his mother died when he was young, and he never really got along with his father. So poorly in fact, that they haven't talked to each other in ages and the protagonist has been living in his own flat for years, fully expecting to be disinherited.

Since finishing school two years ago, he's been idling away at a boring, poorly-paid office job and at home playing video games, not expecting much from life...

...until one day, his father suddenly passes away and he actually inherits his father's considerable riches and properties, including his mansion - and the maids maintaining it...

Can you get them all to like you and recognize you as their master, make them happy and create your own, personal maid harem, unlocking their hearts and all the lewd, uncensored images and animations?

FEATURES (PUBLIC RELEASE v0.11b):A total of four maids to have fun with, with many lewd scenes for each! over 810 images 240 (lewd) animations in total over 47K words of narrative and dialogue(lewd) sound effects!more bugfixes and UI improvements over previous releaseswhile lewdness might be playing the main role, humor and wholesomeness play a significant role in Total Maidness! as well, with more of both to come in future story updatesFEATURES (EARLY ACCESS RELEASE v0.12):ROAMING! You can now move around the mansion and visit several rooms whenever you want, including a few new ones!more sandbox scenesreplaced Emily story - the old one was both a bit too forced (and depressing), but more importantly a coding mess that would've been a nightmare to port to the new roaming system. We replaced it with something simpler, more wholesome and Dating Sim-like (Note: this is still work in progress and will receive more updates)over 860 images over 260 (lewd) animations in total PLANNED:more maids!more scenes for each maidmore outfits for each of them a little more story and comedy here and there :) gameplay improvements and new featuresfurther UI improvements

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You can also get Early Access updates here on Itch, just keep in mind the amount you need to pledge here is per update (vs. monthly on Patreon) and a bit higher, plus you miss out on other benefits.

And perhaps check out the now-FREE Total Maidness! stand-alone spin-off:

Note on the Mac versions: There are known difficulties to get Renpy games to run on newer OSX versions out of the box.

One suggested work-around that worked for some is to copy the .app into the Applications folder, right-click -> Open it once and then it might work.

Another suggested solution is to run "chmod +x (filepath)" in the terminal on the files located in .app > Contents > MacOS.

If you're on MacOS, please try the latest free version (and the above work-arounds) before deciding to get the early access version.

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