Friendly Fire - a.k.a Shi-Post the Video Game

WARNING: This game features loud, sudden sounds, profanity and sexually suggestive content (there is nothing explicit, only implied).


This game is intended for mature audiences ONLY! If you are not at least 18 years old, this game is too much for you, little man.

You have one simple goal - to reach the aptly-named goal across 40 unique levels with varying mechanics and hazards! Including, but not limited to:

Smashing pots to find the key to the goal while avoiding piranha plants hiding among themEscaping a high-school zombie apocalypse with nothing but a shovelBeating the high scores of all the arcade machines before the tactical nuke is set offRestoring the plumage of a very naked flamingo while avoiding its gun-toting, chainsaw-wielding, knife-brandishing counterpartsConsuming vast quantities of Devil Fruit right as the Straw Hats attempt to stop you...I guess?Navigating a room filled with spicy beings and horny bat doggosAssembling PCs while avoiding cheap, deadly knock offsProving to the world that the Protomen are indeed the greatest band everand dear lord this list really keeps going, doesn't it? There's FORTY levels of this nonsense???

The game is split into 8 routes, featuring 4 levels and a boss at the end! All routes are designed around my friends' interests; mechanics and themes are based on said interests, albeit with significant amounts of creative liberty. You will most certainly hear a LOT of internet culture references throughout the game.

The game itself is actually quite simple - you move, interact with certain objects and most importantly - not die! 

Speaking of which, this game is VERY difficult, as there is no health system for the player. Once you touch a hazard, it's game over and the level must be restarted. To beat a level, you must complete it in one go - NO exceptions! 

And that's it! Sounds simple, but the difficulty of this game won't be truly acknowledged until you try it yourself. In fact, I'm so sure of your repeated demise, that you will have a permanent counter tracking all of your deaths as you play! When finished, you will be lightly judged on your final death count.

Is there a reason to keep the death count low? For gameplay purposes, no. For avoiding being the laughingstock of your friend group, most definitely. Aim for a low count, even if it's just for your sanity.

Okay, you get the gist now. Stop reading and download it already!

Thanks for checking it out! ~ TWO

Boring legal stuff starts here: 

This project was not made for monetary gain. Exactly $0.00 in revenue is expected when this game is available to the public.

This game features characters from copyrighted material. As all of the art featured in this game was made specifically for this project, it is technically designated as "derivative work" and thus should be protected under "Fair Use", though I make no claims to having obtained permission from any involved parties for using their material for our project. I firmly believe it is within everyone's best interest to not take any form of legal action against a project that was designated "free of charge" and has no plans to create future titles within the same landscape of ideas, paid or otherwise. Simply speaking, this is a one-time project with the primary purpose of obtaining experience in video game development. 

This game features music NOT obtained with permission from the respectively credited artists. Please refer to the "Credits" section of the main menu to view the credits for all songs.

If you are the artist behind any song featured in this video game and would like to have it removed, I WILL comply. Please remember that this game is of no commercial value whatsoever and is simply for fun. 

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