NEET: Unemployment Simulator

"Holy shit, that was miserable." - Anonymous Playtester.

Welcome to NEET: Unemployment Simulator. 

You've recently been fired from a 2 year stint as a supermarket cashier.

Your time as the public's collective bitch has left you a cynical corpse of your former self. Any belief you had in the innate goodness of man is long gone.

Either way, it looks like you'll have to find another job, easy right?

Content Warning:

This game contains the following:

Accidental DeathSuicideTobacco and Alcohol useMild Slurs and other strong languageBritish people

Riveting Gameplay Including:

Reading job descriptions, translated from Corporate Speak to plain English using our innovative, proprietary, patent pending, "Corporate Translation" feature.Checking your emails.Purchasing and consuming nicotine products.Manage your Health, Hunger and Sanity.Talking to a diverse cast of characters. Most of whom are annoying.

Featuring:

Seven NPCs with daily routines.Realistic job chances. (ie. Extremely bad.)Seven Endings.Slurs & Cynicism.Outdated song references.Fates worse than death.A man-made horror beyond your comprehension.Always on: "Corporate Translation" feature.  See through the Corporate buzzword babble to whats actually being said!

Wanna see behind the Scenes?

We got that:

System Requirements:

Really? Just look at the damn file size. I can promise you, you can run it.

Note: The game only supports resolutions with a 16:10, 16:9 or 21:9 aspect ratio. Those with non-compliant monitors should play in windowed mode.

Install instructions:
Windows:

Download "NEETWindows.zip"Extract the archive.Run "NEET WINDOWS.exe"

Linux:

Download "NEETLinux.zip"Extract the archive.Run "NEET LINUX.x86-64"

And remember:
This game is designed to make you miserable. Unlike me, you can stop playing whenever you wish.

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