Kokoro: Baka-Monogatari

Originally released on Game Jolt in 2017, Kokoro: Baka-Monogatari was tragically purged from the site for NSFW content in 2022. (Even though the vanilla game doesn't even have nudity in it but WHATEVER GameJolt.) The fans have been clamoring for months, but we've simply been too lazy to put this page up! Now the ambitious and heartfelt sequel to the shitpost game Kokoro no Doki Doki Senpai: Milky Pantsu Adventure has found its new home on itch.io!

Kokoro: Baka-Monogatari is a full-length visual novel, complete with an interactive narrative, three unique character paths and six different endings! The game features an expansive cast of characters, lively semi-animated visuals sometimes, and many hours of gameplay! Now available once again for Windows! There's also an NSFW fan disc out there somewhere that features spicy erotic scenes and developer commentary. If we're able to find it... we'll add that to this page for you to download as well. Stay tuned.

ORIGINAL CONTENT WARNINGS:

Cartoon Violence, Blood & Gore, Alcohol Use, Drug Use, Tobacco Use, Partial Nudity, Graphic Sexual Themes, Strong Language, Mature Humor

THE STORY

In this game you take on the role of Player Tuu, the newest student at the all-girls Sakura Blossom Academy. Join her on her quest to find love among her colorful classmates. (That may be harder than she thinks!) Tuu's bizarre adventure will bring her face-to-face with the Yakuza, telekinetic space aliens, and the most terrifying thing of all... meaningful interpersonal relationships. This genre-defying experience spans everything from idol competitions, to survival horror missions, to magical girl transformations and beyond! Each character has a story with good endings and bad endings. Your choices matter!

THE CHARACTERS

Moku likes to think she's the most popular girl in school, but really she's just a bit of a bully. She doesn't let silly things like morals or ethics get in the way of a good time. She doesn't think too hard about things. Actually, she doesn't think very much at all. Moku's life sits comfortably between dumpster fire and train wreck. Despite her attitude, Moku might be hiding a magical secret that holds the key to the fate of the world.

Genki is an energetic tomboy. To her, nothing compares to the joy of volleyball and cheeseburgers. She's fiercely loyal to her friends, but won't hesitate to throw down with anyone who pisses her off. She's intensely competitive and has the athletic skill to back it up... but is she really as confident as she looks? She will have to overcome her anxiety in order to become a J-Pop idol... but why would she event want to do that in the first place?

Kuuru is a passive, nihilistic wallflower who doesn't like to get involved. What she lacks in social skills she makes up for in cup sizes. She tends to only chime in with dispassionate quips, but don't even get her started on adult avante-garde sock puppet theater. She'll have to learn to take action if she'll ever be able to survive the horrific labyrinth she accidentally finds herself in.

And who is Player Tuu? That's you! She's just your average sweaty goofball with crushes on every girl she meets. How relatable! Her destiny is in your hands now.

[Spoiler Warning: How to Unlock Each Character]

Here are some tips on how to unlock each character's route! This game came out six years ago, you wanna complain about spoilers? Jeez.

To unlock Moku's Route: Fail the exam and defeat Genki.

To unlock Genki's Route: Pass the exam. 

To unlock Kuuru's Route: Fail the exam and get beaten by Genki.