Furniture Wars

The year, 201X. An evil, destitute villain seeks to overthrow the Business Alliance and bring forth a world of bad customer service and high priced goods. 

The Business Alliance musters their power and summons the chosen one, predicted by the gods, to smite the villainous Jake Jabs and return retail and customer service to it's glory. 

Explore the world's first customer service RPG; with the ability to date certain characters, gather rewards for rare weapons and make new friends, some of which are from beloved video game franchises. 

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

There is a SFW mode and an 18+ mode. There are dating dialogue mini-games that reward extremely adult picture that can be exchanged for rare weapons. These pictures are only viewable in 18+ mode, whereas SFW mode, the pictures are still rewarded but offer no actual pictures. 

Walkthrough included!

1.0 Release: Game is 100% complete

Additional content may be added in future. 

If you donate atleast $1 for the game. I'll send you the demo to the sequel Furniture Wars II! Either leave your email available in the donation or send me a message!

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