Delete it All!

A game for the funni jam #3 with the theme of: Destroy Everything

Controls

A, D or Arrow Keys(if you're weird)

Left and Right Mouse to shoot

Goal

Destroy folders before they reach the bottom of the screen.

Folders will subtract 1/10 of your health if they reach the bottom

Projectiles with a red outline will also damage you

The host specified that entries should be appropriate and I don't think this game abides by that rule. But I liked this concept so I did it anyway.

Story:

Parker is in a pickle. Her girlfriend, Daisy, wants to use the computer but unfortunately it has terabytes worth of porn that she doesn't want to reveal.  It is your duty as the player to take control of the recycle bin and purge the system of porn before Daisy hops on.

But these folders want to live! They're not going down without a fight. Each of them will take on traits reminiscent of the porn contained within them in an effort to avoid deletion. Feet pics will attempt to stomp past you, gay furry porn will drool on you, and panties will be thrown. Not every folder is out to get you though. Meaty footlongs reinvigorate you with a fat, saucy sandwich and thicc thighs will save your life.

This game is meant to be pretty hard, impossible even. You are meant to lose. The longest you should be able to survive is around 3 minutes (that is when difficulty scaling spirals out of control). It's a pretty short game I made in a few days just because I wanted to take this stupid idea to fruition.

If your bullets suddenly stop dealing damage this is a glitch. Every game I make with this engine presents at least one quirky bug that appears to be unfixable so I'm not even going to try to solve this one.

Credits:

Main game Music by Guifrog:  

Sounds effects and outro music from Zapsplat: 

Mouse UI icon by kenney: 

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