Cruisin' for a Boozin'

Submitted for Pixel Pastures Game a Week 2025, Week 1's theme is Weird Input.

BAsically so uh you have a car, and an annoying missus who wants you to stop drinking but you just left the pub and you HAVE to get home!

For some reason! (oh no!) drinking grog is the only way to accelerate!!! (oOpsie!)

This game will stop working quite literally 24 hours after game a week because I am not paying for hosting for a drink driving game. So enjoy it while it lasts. Soz fulla

Don't drink drive, obligatory legality. It's not cool, and it's much more fun to run home drunk (this is also a joke, please don't do anything dumb on alcohol)

Also just download and unzip it you absolute rippa.

Controls

A and D to steer
Space to hit the fully hectic handbrake and do some mad skiddies
C to change camera angles because the camera will clip into walls, floors and anything else

Thankyou section:

Thankyou Jess (from the hit studio 26W studios for the level and UI design as well as being cool)
Also thanks Reece for supplying your acting talents for the role of "The Missus" in a way we are all "The Missus"
Also I'd like to thank my family, my friends and the people who allowed me to grow to this position.
I'd also like to spend some time to thank my University for letting me spend tens of thousands of dollars to gain the skills to make a drink driving game. I owe you one! ($60k)
I'd like to thank the VB longneck guy for being an all around top bloke, truly couldn't have done it without you.
I'd also like to thank the beer I had when I was 15 that introduced me to the hobby as well as the passion that is a good cold beer.
On that same line I'd like to thank every beer I've ever had for their influence and inspiration. Truly amazing.
I'd like to thank Sam Muraandnananah for the programming and the stupid initial idea
I'd also like to thank Pixel Pasture for not telling us no, and for lifting our spirits in our most trying time (when we thought they would say no)
A very large thanks to the Darug people for allowing us to create this masterpiece on their land.
I'd like to thank Fly.io for allowing me to host a fucked website on their servers for a week long subscription.
I'd like to thank the week for giving us the time to make this (even though we had like 10 hours tops to spare)
Another huge thanks to Reece for being such a gem
And I'd like to thank our God (whichever one you personally align with, that is the one we are thanking, we're hedging our bets on this one)
And finally, our fans, supporters and allies for bringing up the drinking and driving game in a few years and cancelling us from the industry.
WE LOVE YOU ALL

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